Top 10 Things I Do At Work When I'm Bored

10. Pretend I'm Cillian Murphy in 28 Days Later (minus the flesh-eating zombies, gore, and general gross-ness, LOL).

9. Obsess over BSG (OK, Sharon, LOL) spoilers.

8. Wonder why the hell all zombies are of the flesh-eating variety. You would think in this day and age, at least one of the risen dead would have been a vegan, LOL.

7. Oooh, Cadbury cream Eggs!!!!!!!!!

6. Remember one-liners from Airplane ("I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.") and The Princess Bride ("Bye-bye boys! Have fun storming the castle!") that make me laugh, thereby giving further proof to my coworkers that I'm a nutjob, LOL. Like they need more, LOL.

5. Continue to obsess over BSG (Sharon) spoilers.

4. Worry about whatever disaster I recently saw a documentary about on the Discovery Channel. You know, sharks one day, super volcanoes, floods, or tidal waves the next. My personal high point is when I saw a documentary about super black holes in which they said that, in six billion years, our galaxy (the Milky Way...great, now I want a candy bar, LOL) could collide with another galaxy which would destroy everything in each one. Six billion years from now. I couldn't sleep for two weeks, LOL.

3. Continue to work on plot to rid the world of clowns.

2. Try to remember words to the random songs I get stuck in my head for no reason (I mean, come on, when's the last time I even heard Walk Like An Egyptian??? That's just not fair, LOL).

1. So, when Sharon told Helo there was a dark time coming, was it because she's uber depressed 'cause of losing her baby? Or are all Cylons just prophetic? Which would mean that humanity is even more frakked than they thought, LOL. Hmmmmm. Or maybe.............Hey, who are those men with the butterfly nets?